Available for Immediate Deployment

Hire the Team That
Never Sleeps.

The Best Employees You'll Never Have to Manage.

Replace chaos with clarity. Deploy expert AI employees for Admin, Phone, and Social Media in 5 minutes.

Eric - Founder
Eric | The Architect
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Rachel
Rachel
Amy
Amy
Sonny
Sonny

100% Satisfaction Guarantee • Cancel Anytime

The Process

White-Glove Onboarding.
We do the work, you get the results.

1

You Deploy

Select your team member and complete the secure checkout. It takes 2 minutes.

2

We Build

Our expert team registers your dedicated business line (A2P verified) and customizes your bot's brain.

3

You Relax

Within 3-5 days, we hand you the keys. You forward your calls, and Rachel handles the rest.

Running a business shouldn't feel like a fire drill.

Missed Calls?

Every missed call is a missed customer. You can't be by the phone 24/7, but we can.

Inbox Overload?

Drowning in emails and scheduling requests? Your productivity is leaking into your inbox.

Invisible Online?

If you aren't posting daily, you don't exist. Staying relevant is a full-time job.

The Math of Chaos

Doing it yourself is expensive.

Most business owners think they are "saving money" by answering their own phones. They are wrong. Let's look at the numbers for a typical service business.

Missed Calls

5 calls/week @ $300 avg job

-$6,000

Lost Monthly Revenue

Admin Time

10 hours/week @ $25/hr value

-$1,000

Wasted Monthly Time

Total Monthly Cost:

-$7,000/mo

The Assistacrats Solution

Deploy the Full Ops Bundle (Rachel + Amy + Sonny).

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Rachel Catches Everything

0 Missed calls. Every lead booked instantly.

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Amy Runs the Admin

10 hours/week given back to you.

Your Investment

$149/mo

One saved job pays for the entire year.

Concierge AI Support

Transparent pricing. We build it, you run it.

Virtual Admin

Amy

$99/mo
$67/mo

Best for: Solo Operators

  • Email Management
  • Missed Call Text Back
  • Calendar Scheduling

Voice Receptionist

Rachel

$129/mo
$97/mo

Best for: Service Businesses

  • 24/7 Phone Answering
  • Live Appointment Booking
  • Voice Q&A Capabilities
  • Includes 500 Mins Talk Time
BEST VALUE

Full Ops Bundle

The Whole Team

$229/mo Value
$149/mo

You Save $960/year

  • Amy (Admin/Email)
  • Rachel (Voice Receptionist)
  • Sonny (Social Wizard)
    Included Free!

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to get a new phone number?

No! You keep your current business number. We give you a "Rachel Number" that you simply forward your calls to (we show you how). When you can't answer, Rachel picks up.

How does Amy access my calendar?

It’s a simple, secure link. You authorize Amy to "See Availability" on your Google or Outlook calendar. She can book slots for you, but she can't delete your personal events.

Are there hidden fees for voice minutes?

Nope. The Rachel plan includes 500 minutes of AI talk time per month (which is a LOT of missed calls). If you are a high-volume power user and go over, we just bill a small per-minute rate, but 95% of businesses never hit the limit.

What if I don't like it?

Cancel anytime. We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If Rachel doesn't save you time in the first week after she is deployed, we'll refund your subscription. No hard feelings.